Pierce: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Since when are we accepting family members? W.H. Harrison: Since Ben is the 23rd President. Besides, we never get to do anything together. Pierce: Then take him fishing. He’s not joining.
Harrison: You should have known better! You can’t trust that man around money. Fillmore: Look, I knew he was a bit shady, but I didn’t think he’d walk off with the entire till! Hayes: He took all of the money? Fillmore: All he left was a note saying that he had an emergency poker game to attend.
Hayes: (To Pierce) I don’t know what you’re complaining about anyway. Personally, I’d rather be here than be in the League of Forgotten Vice-Presidents. I hear that’s a sorry group… Fillmore: Hey! I’m in that League! Hayes: (Gesturing to Fillmore) See what I mean?
Dexy's Midnight Ramblings 