In the spirit of humorist Dave Barry, who, in his articles with the Miami Herald, frequently followed up strange phrases with a comment that the aforementioned phrase would make a great name for a band, I have decided to compose an ongoing list of odd word combinations that I have come across during my day.

If you are reading this, feel free to add your own “Great Band Names” on the comments list. If you are actually starting a band and wish to use one of the mentioned “names”…I want a cut of the profits. ; )

Great Band Names

• Community Pickles
• Will the Hatter and His Oily Spouse
• Tissue of Machinations
• Fluffy Slime
• Lepers with Fedoras
• Not Without My Sherpa
• Friendship Bracelet Fiasco
• Unicorn Duck
• Mitigating the Conflagration
• Laser Rot
• Sticky Shed Syndrome
• Blue Dot Grubbies
• Bin Your Poo
• Indigo Nitrile
• Laminate Your Monster