“Did you fall down? Maybe you should stop running in the library so Mr. Voldy won’t need to fire a tripping curse at you.”

“WHA-?! I just CLEANED this place up…”

“I already told you that all of the ‘Harry Potter’ books are checked out. Stop asking!”

“HOW many pages of book titles do you want me to look up?”

“No Ma’am, I’d be HAPPY to track down EVERY princess book we own for your daughter…”